I was watching Dora the Explorer with Chloe, my lilttle sister. When Dora asked what was our favorite part of the show, Chloe said Swiper stalking kids. And I said, the part where you died. Dora said, I liked that part too! Mann, that was hilarious.
I'm fun-sized. The distance between my skin and jeans in nonexsitant. I'm a music sympathizer, mango eating-machine, and water-wasting life form. I arch my eyebrows at know-it-alls and botox-influenched women. My eyes will probably grow droopy over time from reading compulsively. Profanity is a second language to me. Never give me a caffeinated drink after the stroke of midnigh-I'm told I "double." If you feed me after midnight, I multiply. Currently, blunted on reality. If I seem absent-minded, just keep telling me facts. My mind is a fucked apart dead thing unless I'm having fun. I flow with eccentric people.
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